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    Maarten @MaartenC

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    AND YET ANOTHER GENERAL NEWS POST

    Posted by MaartenC - July 28th, 2013


    Just got back from holiday in Spain. Fun times, but immediately on the first day I happened to strain my ankle very badly (class 3 out of 3, apparently), giving the English-impaired Spanish doctors (it truly was a pain trying to communicate) enough reason to put some of the good, hard white stuff around it. I walked around on crutches for the rest of the week, unable to participate in 'extreme' activities (only hiking). Shit sucked, until I discovered the shitload of books on my cellphone I had almost forgotten, and I must say, reading ~3000 pages in one week is not bad at all.

    AND YET ANOTHER GENERAL NEWS POST


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    No, that's not me

    FAKE AND GAY

    I am hurt D:

    NOBODY CARES

    And I am hurt yet again D:

    You meanie

    YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, KEEP GETTING HURT

    OKAY THEN I WON'T POST A PIC OF MY POOR LEG :(

    I'll go sit in a corner and cry now

    傻逼

    you wot

    It proves that the Asian language is superior to Western language. Die in vain, vile elf.

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK, FILTHY NORD! THE DUNMER WILL ALWAYS RECOVER YOU SHALL RUE THE DAY YOU MADE FUN OF US

    biatch

    Dark elves are nothing more than mere species that never take a shower. What right do the Dunmer possibly have, living in Ysgramor's ancient city of Windhelm? Their "mountain" blowing skyhigh is THEIR problem, and yet they have the nerve to pursuade the High King of Skyrim to give Soltheism to the Dunmer, otherwise Skyrim would have be viewed negatively by Tamriel. Go back to your filthy Morrowind where you can all masturbate on the ashes of Red Mountain. The only reason Skyrim is in civil war is because you dark elves are secretly spies of the Thalmor, and caused conflict amongst the Nords. Dunmer, take your stubborn pride up your ass and walk back to Morrowind before I cut your disgusting elf head off.

    So you judge refugees for seeking a safe home? You can count yourself lucky for having the PRIVILEGE that the Dunmer choose the Nords as their hosts in Skyrim. Also, since there are barely any Nords in Solstheim, it seems a reasonable request.

    Also, come at me bro fite me 1v1 lets so whose head rolls

    Quote from a Dunmer:

    "If we knew that the Nords would be so cruel, we would've kept walking (west)"

    The Dunmer do nothing more than pollute Windhelm, make it stink, and don't help the people at all, which are perfectly legit reasons for the Dunmer to GTFO back to wasted Morrowind.

    Nords live in the north of Soltheism, you Dunmer-ish fool.

    Die.

    Yes. Instead, they chose Windhelm. You should feel honored for having to host the Dunmer. They live in extremely bad houses while they still buy wares in Windhelm, thus increasing the city's income, and yet you deny their existence while they only bring good things to the city.

    Also, there is but one (very) small village on the north of Solstheim. That's barely any Nords on the entire island. The Dunmer city south is much larger compared to the village.

    I refrain from reading your nonsensical reply.

    Well that was an anticlimax.

    Dunmer-ish words mean nothing.

    But yo, clear your inbox already. D:

    I've cleared a few, but I do not wish for any of your PMs to be deleted :\

    Awwwwww you can't resist removing my words of the past, do you? :3

    I quite can't.

    THEY ARE NOT PRECIOUS AT ALL OK STOP ASKING D:

    Awww, you have no need to hide the truth~!

    DO YOU EVEN LIFT

    D'awww your cute attitude~

    WATS UR PROBLEM COM FITE ME 1V1 BRING UR NINTENDO DS

    lol dis newb

    Haha ikr he doesn't even lift what a fag

    That picture depicts the true form of mental disturbance.

    Oh hey, you're still alive! How are you holding up?

    YOU ARE AN ADULT, GTFO FROM NEWGROUNDS FGT YOU DONT BELONG IN THE LEAGUE OF TEENAGERS!

    SCAM NOW, HERETIC! MAY TALOS DEVOUR YOUR EXISTENCE FOR ETERNITY! OBLIVION AWAITS!

    Heh no

    And I say that with honor and dignity, for Skyrim belongs to the Nords, and the Nords only!

    Nuh uh land can be shared bruv

    No, Skyrim belongs to the Nords.

    Only dumbmer would think otherwise.

    I feel like we've had this conversation before...

    Delete the goddamn PMs from your inbox and we will continue.

    No u

    I'm actually being serious on this one. I really want to use the NG emoticons when we talk to each other. It's not like it takes a few minutes for you to reply anyway.

    Yeah, but I feel like it's a major waste if I were to delete our PMs, so I'd really rather not do that :\

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