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Maarten @MaartenC

Age 29, Male

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Utrecht, Netherlands

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It's pretty damn inconvenient for me, yes. Everytime I open FB, I have faggots talking to me before I can escape with a reply to your messages. Facebook is awful - it needs an 'appear offline' button.

There's also the /ignore mode

It's pretty damn inconvenient for me, yes. Everytime I open FB, I have faggots talking to me before I can escape with a reply to your messages. Facebook is awful - it needs an 'appear offline' button.

It's when you don't give fucks about people and pretend they're not talking to you.

It works great on the internet :D

Wouldn't that be a very introverted way of dealing with social interaction?

If you don't give fucks, it's not.

Also, introverted =/= bad.

Also, I heard that Ezreal got some nerfs in the past (on his W, for example). Is he still worth it?

His W just doesn't reduce enemies attacking speed, which would make him OP in trades. He is a very viable pick though. His early and late game are very good, especially with his passive, which a lot of people tend to overlook.

Ezreal's passive...attack speed 10%...stacks 5 times...I can see why it's generally overlooked. It's a carry, so super fast AA is pretty deadly.

Yeap, and when you fire his ult in a teamfight, you will always get maximum AS because of that. It's a great passive, even for AP Ezreal.

*he's a carry

What was I thinking heh heh...

Well, I can see your confusion. Ezreal is the most feminine man in LoL.

Taric doesn't count because he's fabulous.

First time I tried Taric, I thought he was secretly a homosexual (dat voice...). Ezreal is just a bit of a little bisexual boy.

Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

Amar seems desperate for you.

Kinky

Disturbing

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I say.

FIRST BLOOD!

MAARTEN HAS DESTROYED AN ENEMY TURRET

MAARTEN HAS SLAIN THE DRAGON

MAARTEN HAS DESTORYED AN ENEMY INHIBITOR

MAARTEN HAS SLAIN BARON NASHOR

MAARTEN HAS SLAIN ELITRPLOX99

DOUBLE KILL!

TRIPLE KILL!!!

QUADRA KILL!!!!!

PENTA KILL!!!!!!!!!

ACE!

SHUT-DOWN...

YOUR TURRET HAS BEEN DESTROYED

YOUR INHIBITOR HAS BEEN DESTORYED

AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN

ENEMY DOUBLE KILL!

ENEMY TRIPLE KILL!!!

ENEMY QUADRA KILL!!!!!

YOUR NEXUS HAS BEEN DESTORYED

I think that's quite inaccurate. My winrate is higher than that.

Nah, you have more losses than wins, your history proves it.

In ranked? Yes. I have 2 more losses than wins. In normals? I have 1 more win than loss :D

what u have skype? and i didn't know that :( give it to me!!!

I'll PM it.

You have two more losses, but one more win.

2 - 1 = 1

Thus, your overall is one more loss than a win, giving you a win rate of 49.5%

Yeap, but in normals I have 1 more win, which I'm very very proud of.

And shit.

fgt u kno i luv u so y u no clear ur fckin inbox yet>??????? ffs i wnna use ng pms once in a while

:(

Bitch nigguh I dont want no clear inbox yo. Tis shame of all the prev pms.

what kind of bs is this alex

It's actually kinda true. Math is pretty gay and related to science.

Which is also gay.

/sarcasm

u fgt

You're insulting the homosexual population by calling Mathematics 'gay'. How could you say such a thing?

Also, Science is fucking boss, fgt.

/sarcasm

I'm actually referring to the Canadians.

The wat.

The Canadians are the official inventors of math.

Are you telling me you didn't know that?!

Yes, I'm that dumb.

fgt gt un skype asdfasdf

Should have said earlier, can't come on now

There wasn't another form of communication to tell you that.

Telepathy?

My level icon is the Hand of Noxus. :3

NOXUUHUUUuuuu-

Whoah, oh. How does he do that?

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