Okay.
<lock and load>
<bomb has been planted>
<9, 8, 7, 6...>
DENGA DENGA DENGA DENGA
Maarten
@MaartenC
Age 29, Male
Student
Utrecht, Netherlands
Joined on 4/27/10
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- 15
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- 5.74 votes
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- Police Sergeant
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- 8,000
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Tension is rising...
<Looks at wires>
5...4...
<Finds a green and a blue one>
WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?!
<3, 2, 1...>
"Soldier Maarten, defuse that fucking bomb already!"
Oh shit...
<Cuts the blue wire>
Now that better be...
"Asshole, you cut the wrong fucking wire!"
<bomb explodes>
<terrorists win>
NOOOOOOO! <slowly being consumed by the bombs blast>
Damn that's two fails. I hope that the next bombman does his work better.
<New guy steps onto the scene>
<new match begins>
"Go, go, go!"
<bomb has been planted>
Captain Courage: "Soldier Maarten, find that bomb and defuse it!"
With my new level icon I can manage this. I must say that a razor cuts better than a broken bottle.
<after a small delay, finds the bomb>
<carefully opens the bomb>
<Finds out that this bomb is so goddamn complicated>
<grabs bomb and jumps in helicopter>
<terrorist shoots you in the head>
Captain Courage: "Maarten, I told you before that jumping on the helicopter WILL get you spotted by terrorists!"
PS: why aren't you on the forums?
Private Maarten: "Thanks for the support sir... This may be the last time you'll ever hear from me though..."
EDIT: oh misread, apparently I'm still alive after the shot in the head ^^
<flies higher and higher with the bomb>
(I'm active on the forum, just not as active as usual... If you want me to visit a thread, PM me and I will take a look. The forum demands... less quality than reviews ^^
<123mine123 joins the map>
*grabs sniper rifle*
new match starting in 10..9..8..
Also, congrats on level up Maarten! :D
My, thank you. Also, sniper support is much appreciated.
Captain Courage: "Idiot, the bomb is gonna explode in 3, 2, 1..."
<bomb explodes>
<terrorists win>
P.S: I don't see your username below the forums (area where it shows online users).
REVERSE!
Private Maarten: "NO SIR! IF I FLY HIGH ENOUGH!!!"
<bomb explodes>
<loose helicopter parts damage buildings, but that's all>
I'm going to dinner now, after all those explosions... You really feel that in your stomach.
WTF!!!
Friendly fire, your stupid helicopter killed 123mine123!
<executes you>
<riot starts>
!!! This isn't how Maarten would've wanted it! Stupid society!
Haha! Look.
Maarten = Neutral
Me = Light
Nl-Courage = Dark
I just find that cool.
Also, ever thought about joining the review request club?
NEIN! I shan't join the review request club (yet).
Also, I haven't noticed the aura stuff yet :P It's indeed a funny coincedence (spelling)
Aw I died immediately... D:
Quite :[
<new round starts>
<bomb has been planted>
"Okay, I've had enough of dying"
<Grabs M4 custom with drum kit>
<Starts running across the map randomly shooting>
"How much time do I have left?"
"Im in position"
*readies sniper rifle*
"Private Marteen, you can now defuse the bomb"
"Thanks, please cover my back!"
<bomb detonates in 1.43 minutes>
"That should be enou...."
<Two terrorists appear. One before me and one behind me>
"123MINE! THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO SUPPORT!"
Notification: 123mine123 is already killed.
<terrorist shoots you in the head, you die>
<terrorists win>
Goddammit I die way too soon again!
<Sets difficulty from master to moderate>
<stage explodes>
<server crashes>
<game ends>
Fuck.
Whatever that game was, it was too hard.
Its like the person behind the game wanted us to lose... :P
Clearly... I'm bad at shooters already and SOMEONE was clearly playing on master mode :(
Yep, I played the hardest level. You two are nothing more but mere weaklings.
True, true. I'd kick your ass with mario kart DS though (so hardcore!)
Pffff! I'm pro at almost all Nintendo games. Don't view yourself as superior.
I do view myself as superior here, young one. I'd suggest that we solve this the manly way, but seeing that both our DSs broke down... Heads or tails?
Ooooh!!! Can't stand it, old shit? You fear that you will lose so you want to gamble on a heads-and-tails toss? Pfff, typical of your nature.
Explain, in Time Trails on Mario Kart DS, what is your fastest time for Rainbow Road/Airship Fortress? (Don't lie) We'll see who's the pro. Pictures for proof.
Well played; you've found my one and only weakness. Damn Rainbow road. Oh and I don't believe that time trials is a good measurement for 'who's better'. There are no items (except for noob mushrooms).
Tell me; what do you think is a better contest for this.
EDIT: you're reminding me very much of a certain classmate at the moment...
JKSSN
Me, 1 more day till level 13! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XP
MaartenC
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