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Oh, the humanity!

1/14/13 by MaartenC
Updated 3/6/13

EDIT: Oh would you look at that! I just uploaded something neat!

Look what I found!

Also, general discussion newspost. Old newspost was old.

Oh, the humanity!


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ConalConal

7/13/13

Was this one of the times I bumped penis threads?

7/14/13 MaartenC responds:

ONE of the times? Okay, now I'm worried :P


ChrausnerChrausner

7/12/13

You and your silly solutions. :3

7/12/13 MaartenC responds:

Whoop whoop pull over dat ass too fat


my internet router prevents me from getting on Newgrounds, but my school wifi lets me get on here, what do

7/4/13 MaartenC responds:

You spam people on their newsposts, claiming how much you hate them since they already have vacation :DDDDD

Did you know I already have vacation?


ChrausnerChrausner

6/19/13

My level icon is the Hand of Noxus. :3

6/19/13 MaartenC responds:

NOXUUHUUUuuuu-

Whoah, oh. How does he do that?


SirAlexSirAlex

6/8/13

101 bitch niqqa

6/9/13 MaartenC responds:

OH MY GOD NO THE DALMATIANS WILL COME NOW


There wasn't another form of communication to tell you that.

6/8/13 MaartenC responds:

Telepathy?


Yes, I'm that dumb.

fgt gt un skype asdfasdf

6/8/13 MaartenC responds:

Should have said earlier, can't come on now


The wat.

6/8/13 MaartenC responds:

The Canadians are the official inventors of math.

Are you telling me you didn't know that?!


/sarcasm

u fgt

You're insulting the homosexual population by calling Mathematics 'gay'. How could you say such a thing?

Also, Science is fucking boss, fgt.

/sarcasm

6/8/13 MaartenC responds:

I'm actually referring to the Canadians.


what kind of bs is this alex

6/4/13 MaartenC responds:

It's actually kinda true. Math is pretty gay and related to science.

Which is also gay.


SirAlexSirAlex

6/3/13

math is the gay cousin of science that thinks it's great enough to hang out with Art, but also believes that it's a much better gurlfriend than History while deep inside he knows he's no better than English.

6/4/13 MaartenC responds:

Math is just a tool, man. Science and Physics are just using him to look cooler


fgt u kno i luv u so y u no clear ur fckin inbox yet>??????? ffs i wnna use ng pms once in a while

:(

6/3/13 MaartenC responds:

Bitch nigguh I dont want no clear inbox yo. Tis shame of all the prev pms.


SirAlexSirAlex

6/2/13

lol math

6/2/13 MaartenC responds:

Math is gay, even though it's useful, it's gay.


ChrausnerChrausner

5/31/13

You have two more losses, but one more win.

2 - 1 = 1

Thus, your overall is one more loss than a win, giving you a win rate of 49.5%

5/31/13 MaartenC responds:

Yeap, but in normals I have 1 more win, which I'm very very proud of.

And shit.


what u have skype? and i didn't know that :( give it to me!!!

5/30/13 MaartenC responds:

I'll PM it.


ChrausnerChrausner

5/29/13

Nah, you have more losses than wins, your history proves it.

5/30/13 MaartenC responds:

In ranked? Yes. I have 2 more losses than wins. In normals? I have 1 more win than loss :D


ChrausnerChrausner

5/28/13

FIRST BLOOD!

MAARTEN HAS DESTROYED AN ENEMY TURRET

MAARTEN HAS SLAIN THE DRAGON

MAARTEN HAS DESTORYED AN ENEMY INHIBITOR

MAARTEN HAS SLAIN BARON NASHOR

MAARTEN HAS SLAIN ELITRPLOX99

DOUBLE KILL!

TRIPLE KILL!!!

QUADRA KILL!!!!!

PENTA KILL!!!!!!!!!

ACE!

SHUT-DOWN...

YOUR TURRET HAS BEEN DESTROYED

YOUR INHIBITOR HAS BEEN DESTORYED

AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN

ENEMY DOUBLE KILL!

ENEMY TRIPLE KILL!!!

ENEMY QUADRA KILL!!!!!

YOUR NEXUS HAS BEEN DESTORYED

5/28/13 MaartenC responds:

I think that's quite inaccurate. My winrate is higher than that.


ChrausnerChrausner

5/27/13

Disturbing

I
I
I
I
V

5/27/13 MaartenC responds:

I say.


AmaranthusAmaranthus

5/26/13

accept request
i wannaa cam
cuz im a whore

5/26/13 MaartenC responds:

Tsk tsk. That's very naughty of you.


ChrausnerChrausner

5/26/13

Amar seems desperate for you.

5/26/13 MaartenC responds:

Kinky


AmaranthusAmaranthus

5/25/13

skype
now
now
NOOOOW

5/25/13 MaartenC responds:

FOR WHAT PURPOOOOSE

Am I on time?


ChrausnerChrausner

5/19/13

First time I tried Taric, I thought he was secretly a homosexual (dat voice...). Ezreal is just a bit of a little bisexual boy.

5/19/13 MaartenC responds:

Truly, truly, truly outrageous.


ChrausnerChrausner

5/18/13

*he's a carry

What was I thinking heh heh...

5/19/13 MaartenC responds:

Well, I can see your confusion. Ezreal is the most feminine man in LoL.

Taric doesn't count because he's fabulous.


ChrausnerChrausner

5/18/13

Ezreal's passive...attack speed 10%...stacks 5 times...I can see why it's generally overlooked. It's a carry, so super fast AA is pretty deadly.

5/19/13 MaartenC responds:

Yeap, and when you fire his ult in a teamfight, you will always get maximum AS because of that. It's a great passive, even for AP Ezreal.


ChrausnerChrausner

5/16/13

Also, I heard that Ezreal got some nerfs in the past (on his W, for example). Is he still worth it?

5/16/13 MaartenC responds:

His W just doesn't reduce enemies attacking speed, which would make him OP in trades. He is a very viable pick though. His early and late game are very good, especially with his passive, which a lot of people tend to overlook.


ChrausnerChrausner

5/16/13

Wouldn't that be a very introverted way of dealing with social interaction?

5/16/13 MaartenC responds:

If you don't give fucks, it's not.

Also, introverted =/= bad.


ChrausnerChrausner

5/15/13

It's pretty damn inconvenient for me, yes. Everytime I open FB, I have faggots talking to me before I can escape with a reply to your messages. Facebook is awful - it needs an 'appear offline' button.

5/15/13 MaartenC responds:

It's when you don't give fucks about people and pretend they're not talking to you.

It works great on the internet :D


ChrausnerChrausner

5/15/13

It's pretty damn inconvenient for me, yes. Everytime I open FB, I have faggots talking to me before I can escape with a reply to your messages. Facebook is awful - it needs an 'appear offline' button.

5/15/13 MaartenC responds:

There's also the /ignore mode


ChrausnerChrausner

5/15/13

Will you ever clear your inbox?

5/15/13 MaartenC responds:

No, I don't think so. I may clear a few ones, but I'd rather have you to use fb for messaging.

Thanks, even if it is inconvenient for you :3


I dont know what to really say here so..
@.@

5/7/13 MaartenC responds:

That's where this post is for. Hewwo!


Arse.

Your inbox.

Full.

Cannot reply to message.

5/7/13 MaartenC responds:

Use fb, bitte. It's a shame to throw our PMs away :\


ohbombuhohbombuh

5/3/13

http://mrwes326.deviantart.com/art/Oktober-Gir ls-332297102
I'm a quarter German. Just sayin'.

5/3/13 MaartenC responds:

Oh my.

October is best month btw.


SirAlexSirAlex

4/18/13

#72 BECUZ I SAY SO

4/18/13 MaartenC responds:

Actually, that was 71.5

My response is #72.


SirAlexSirAlex

4/11/13

#71 get because fuck you *insert happy emoticon hear*

4/12/13 MaartenC responds:

I reply to #71 because I can.


#70 comment because I love you

4/9/13 MaartenC responds:

Aw, I love you too~!


SirAlexSirAlex

4/5/13

maarten, tell me why is there the aroma of faggotry whenever I turn the corner on 80th street?

4/5/13 MaartenC responds:

Because on #69 there lives a guy who frequently commits to humping faggot trees, thus giving off a scent of faggottree.


SirAlexSirAlex

4/1/13

It's great.
girls are 4 fagets

4/2/13 MaartenC responds:

Kewl.

Saying girls are 4 fagets is for girly fagets


SirAlexSirAlex

3/31/13

u r faget

3/31/13 MaartenC responds:

No u.

How's spring break?


ChrausnerChrausner

3/27/13

Facebook is a big no-no.

3/27/13 MaartenC responds:

Fuck that.


ChrausnerChrausner

3/26/13

Your inbox is full.

3/26/13 MaartenC responds:

Fuck. I'll take a look at it.

This is why I want you to use facebook for PMs :\


AppleJackAppleJack

3/16/13

Hola!

3/16/13 MaartenC responds:

Halo¡


ChrausnerChrausner

3/15/13

Hi.

3/15/13 MaartenC responds:

Salut!


AppleJackAppleJack

3/15/13

wait shit...

3/15/13 MaartenC responds:

Toniiiihiiiiight I'm a Rock and Roll star


AppleJackAppleJack

3/14/13

8==D~~

3/15/13 MaartenC responds:

What do you get?

8==============D


AppleJackAppleJack

3/14/13

8==D~~

3/15/13 MaartenC responds:

Since 8 equals D


AppleJackAppleJack

3/14/13

8==D~~

3/15/13 MaartenC responds:

Now rub the equation vigorously.


AppleJackAppleJack

3/14/13

8==D~~

3/15/13 MaartenC responds:

AppleJack-kun, that's so naughty~!


AppleJackAppleJack

3/14/13

8==D~~

3/15/13 MaartenC responds:

Ohhhh~!


Decent song you got there.

3/9/13 MaartenC responds:

My, thank you for listening.

Any flaws you want to mention?


SirAlexSirAlex

3/3/13

hahahahahahha poop

3/4/13 MaartenC responds:

Ahahahah bass guitar.