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Oh, the humanity!

2013-01-14 08:02:49 by MaartenC
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EDIT: Oh would you look at that! I just uploaded something neat!

Look what I found!

Also, general discussion newspost. Old newspost was old.

Oh, the humanity!


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ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-14 08:12:07

^______________________________^

MaartenC responds:

O u aNd uR SmiLeYs~!


SileNt-SamSileNt-Sam

2013-01-14 08:16:41

it's just a penis stuff :P

MaartenC responds:

The thread moods were so much better back then...


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-14 08:35:41

OH, DAT ERA WHEN I FIRST MET YOU UNDER A TOTALLY DIFFERENT NAME~!

MaartenC responds:

OMG YES I REMEMBAR SO MUCH FUN TYMES


SubparTonySubparTony

2013-01-14 08:51:58

Don't wanna be the dick here, but from the dates of the threads you can understand that it was one of those times when an asshole keeps bumping threads that have the word "penis" in their titles.

MaartenC responds:

Yeah, I know. They got deleted pretty fast. You can see it if you look at the creation date.

And I find "Don't wanna be the dick here" quite ironic in this context.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-14 09:18:00

WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YOU EVER SAW NL-COURAGE ON THE FORUMS~?

MaartenC responds:

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE I KNOW I GAVE YOU REVIEW TIPS AND SHIT


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-14 09:37:02

I REMEMBER WE HAD A DISCUSSION IN A THREAD BEFORE

MaartenC responds:

ORLY GIVE ME A LINK NAO


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-14 09:48:16

IT GOT DELETED BY MODS CUZ IT WAS A FURRY NAZI THREAD MADE BY XENOMIT

MaartenC responds:

ew.


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-01-14 15:09:34

only two of the topics arent about penises
shame...

MaartenC responds:

Well, one of them kinda refers indirectly to male genitalia, so yeah...

The conclusion: everyone at Newgrounds is secretly a huge, raging, insecure homosexual, obsessed by dicks and famous Newgrounders.


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-01-14 17:07:53

i refute that statement, for i am NOT huge, raging, insecure homosexual, obsessed by dicks and famous Newgrounders.

........ok maybe i am

MaartenC responds:

Self-knowledge is the first step towards all the wisdom in the world, my apple-loving friend.

And with apple-loving, I mean dick-craving, of course.


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-01-14 21:53:12

i shall love ALL the apples in the world with my entire heart.....

including yours

MaartenC responds:

Ohhh, that sounds kinky


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-20 07:46:21

/news post

MaartenC responds:

Oh fuck off. Newspost master race.

Prove me wrong.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-20 08:10:00

Bitch please, Chrausner Master Race.

Get on my level, Mr. Level 15.

MaartenC responds:

- "Bitch please"
- Copying
- Avoiding the subject

I'm completely blown away by your skillful argumentation techniques. You have proven every single certainty in my life wrong and I hereby declare that as long as I live, and for 100 generations after me, I will serve your family and your family's family.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-20 09:17:32

Gosh, I chuckled when I read your response.

MaartenC responds:

<3333


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-21 20:51:32

How's life?

MaartenC responds:

Cold. It's seriously fucking cold here.

Other than that, it's a challenge, but I can't complain. You?


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-22 05:11:28

Can you do me a favor and click "Delete ALL by user" on one of my comments? There's someone in real-life stalking my profile's content and I need it all removed ASAP

MaartenC responds:

Just point them out. I'm not gonna delete everything from you.

Also, let them hate. It's pathetic enough that they're wasting time by browsing my page.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-23 01:00:51

Delete. Them. All.

MaartenC responds:

Nah. Just point them out.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-24 00:01:16

Delete every single one.

MaartenC responds:

That would be a shame. Just point them out.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-24 07:17:57

All of them.

MaartenC responds:

None it is.


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-01-24 22:50:26

maarten u so funny

MaartenC responds:

IS THAT SARCASM I SMELL?!


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-25 03:33:21

Delete them all, bitch.

MaartenC responds:

Let me think...

No.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-25 04:24:11

Why not? It's my comments, I have the right to have them deleted.

MaartenC responds:

Actually, if you'd just point out which ones you'd like deleted...


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-25 06:31:39

I'd like all of them to be deleted. All you have to do is click one simply 'delete ALL by user'.

MaartenC responds:

But that would be a shame, now wouldn't it be?


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-01-25 11:22:45

maarten would go down 17 comments, and that is a bad market strategy.

MaartenC responds:

It's all part of the plan. Everything will come back to us... be it good or bad.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-25 20:17:00

It wouldn't be a shame. Delete them all.

MaartenC responds:

Nahhh. I don't feel like it.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-26 06:12:33

Please...delete them...

MaartenC responds:

Just. Point. Them. Out.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-26 10:06:37

Look, I'm BEGGING you to delete them all.

MaartenC responds:

Then I shall hereby BEG you to point all of the shit you want to have deleted out.


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-01-26 12:29:49

beg for my dick

8==D

MaartenC responds:

8 Equals D?

Now rub the equotation vigorously
8=========D


123mine123123mine123

2013-01-26 17:42:19

hello...
...how do i have more "fans" than you?...
also i was comparing stats, and why havent you still catch up to me...
lol, i was expecting for you to past my stats, cuz i dont care about stats anymore.

MaartenC responds:

Because you actively upload new art, while I haven't uploaded anything in months.

And the stats... That's because I stopped caring about them about a year ago :P


123mine123123mine123

2013-01-27 04:47:59

:O
So we're like the saME now?

MaartenC responds:

Pretty much, yes.

FUCK STATS!


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-27 06:01:46

No, you fags are inferior. Get on my level.

MaartenC responds:

And-a one, two, three, four
FUCK STATS! FUCK STATS!


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-27 10:28:36

You hurt my feelings, Maarten.

And no, this is not a joking-ish comment. I'm being serious. You really hurt me.

MaartenC responds:

In that case, I humbly take my words back.


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-01-28 18:29:53

if ur gonna take ur words back, can i have them? i like words.

MaartenC responds:

Sure, but be careful. With great words comes great responsibility.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-01-29 03:52:30

Learn2delete PMs, bitch. I can't reply shit.

MaartenC responds:

Oh shit. I forgot to delete them again. brb


RAMB0J3SUSRAMB0J3SUS

2013-01-30 00:27:20

ROFL, WHAT THE FUCK?

MaartenC responds:

IT'S NEWGROUNDS IT'S NOT GONNA EXPLAIN SHIT


ArchonicArchonic

2013-01-31 01:06:29

I know, that Famous Newgrounders thread was something, wasn't it?

MaartenC responds:

The one where everyone was talking about dicks? Yeah, it was a jolly gay time~!


FairSquareFairSquare

2013-01-31 10:08:40

That's a lot of penis.

MaartenC responds:

That's what she said

Oh god wow, sorry I had to.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-02-04 02:32:25

Clear your inbox you faggot-ass piece of shit.

MaartenC responds:

Fu have patience


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2013-02-04 12:50:19

CLEAN YOUR INBOX

MaartenC responds:

Oh wow, it's that time again.

brb


EN-WisdomEN-Wisdom

2013-02-05 06:18:03

Hello.

MaartenC responds:

Is that Rukia I'm seeing?


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-02-07 07:06:47

y does @EN-Wisdom have a bullshit anime chick in his user icon

MaartenC responds:

Because Rukia looks like a peach.

Oh wait, you haven't read the manga.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-02-08 03:59:33

fucking anime fags

MaartenC responds:

Oh, what cruel irony.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-02-10 22:42:15

Anime, anime, anime. It's always because of fucking ANIME that people get occupied.

Pain is still best anime character, tho.

MaartenC responds:

Actually, I'm surprised to see even three people in my class watch anime. It's an all-time high.

Also, Pain is best Naruto character.


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-02-10 23:35:51

suddenly, applejack appears on the scene

MaartenC responds:

Holy shit!

QUICK EVERYBODY FOLLOW THE PROCEDURE! APPLY GAS MASKS AND ANTI CONCEPTION PILLS!


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2013-02-11 05:36:59

Het licht gaat uit vanacht
we brengen het beest naar buiten

MaartenC responds:

Het is enkel nog de duivel die praaaaaa-ha-haaaaaa-ha-haaat
Het is de hemel op aaaaaaa-ha-haaaa-ha-haard


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2013-02-11 05:37:20

als je wint
heb je vrienden

MaartenC responds:

DRAAI EEN KEER IN HET ROND


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2013-02-11 05:39:46

nooit meer alleen
nooit meer alleen

MaartenC responds:

STAMP MET JE VOETEN OP DE GROND


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2013-02-11 05:50:21

Hij kijkt vooruit ziet niets
Hij denkt niet na hij fietst
Al doen zijn benen pijn
Hij moet de snelste zijn
Ze halen nooit meer in
Hij denkt: verdomd ik win!

Nooit meer alleen
Nooit meer alleen

Ze komt half naakt voorbij
De jury op een rij
Ze lacht haar tanden bloot
Wat zijn haar borsten groot
Haar tranen stromen want
Ze is Miss Nederland

Nooit meer alleen
Nooit meer alleen

Als je wint heb je vrienden
Rijen dik
Echte vrienden
Als je wint
Nooit meer eenzaam
Zolang je wint

Al ben je nog zo moe
Ze komen naar je toe
Of je nu slaapt of eet
of half aangekleed
Een feest is nooit een feest
Als jij niet bent geweest

Nooit meer alleen
Nooit meer alleen

Als je wint heb je vrienden
Rijen dik
Echte vrienden
Als je wint
Nooit meer eenzaam
Zolang je wint

MaartenC responds:

ZWAAI JE ARMEN IN DE LUCHT


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-02-11 11:25:46

Half of my classmates watch anime. Fuck anime.

Also, Elfen Lied is most distrubing anime. My mind was raped. I decided to watch some anime series just for my gf but it turns out I CHOSE THE WRONG ANIME.

MaartenC responds:

HAHAHA oh wow. I've encouraged a friend of mine to finish watching Elfen Lied, since he can't stand gore at all. He still can't.

I must say, you aren't missing out a lot, especially since the end absolutely sucked. Elfen Lied had a lot of potential, which the manga/anime lived up to, at certain points, but everything collapsed at the FUCKING LAST PANEL.

Anyway, I recommend the anime 'Another' for you. It's still fun with gore, but it still has story. It's a pretty good gateway anime.

If you're less into blood 'n shit, go watch Full Metal Alchemist (followed by/or Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood). Best gateway anime around.


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2013-02-11 13:07:44

Ik heb m'n hart verloren in de discotheek

MaartenC responds:

GA NU ZITTEN MET EEN ZUCHT


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2013-02-24 05:51:21

deze neger komt zo hard

MaartenC responds:

Oh ja, we gaan nog verder.

STAP NU ROND ALS EEN GANS