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Oh, the humanity!

2013-01-14 08:02:49 by MaartenC
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EDIT: Oh would you look at that! I just uploaded something neat!

Look what I found!

Also, general discussion newspost. Old newspost was old.

Oh, the humanity!


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ConalConal

2013-07-13 17:17:34

Was this one of the times I bumped penis threads?

MaartenC responds:

ONE of the times? Okay, now I'm worried :P


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-07-12 03:26:53

You and your silly solutions. :3

MaartenC responds:

Whoop whoop pull over dat ass too fat


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-07-03 20:08:55

my internet router prevents me from getting on Newgrounds, but my school wifi lets me get on here, what do

MaartenC responds:

You spam people on their newsposts, claiming how much you hate them since they already have vacation :DDDDD

Did you know I already have vacation?


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-06-19 06:03:13

My level icon is the Hand of Noxus. :3

MaartenC responds:

NOXUUHUUUuuuu-

Whoah, oh. How does he do that?


SirAlexSirAlex

2013-06-08 19:52:42

101 bitch niqqa

MaartenC responds:

OH MY GOD NO THE DALMATIANS WILL COME NOW


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-06-08 09:18:38

There wasn't another form of communication to tell you that.

MaartenC responds:

Telepathy?


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-06-08 08:28:25

Yes, I'm that dumb.

fgt gt un skype asdfasdf

MaartenC responds:

Should have said earlier, can't come on now


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-06-08 08:02:43

The wat.

MaartenC responds:

The Canadians are the official inventors of math.

Are you telling me you didn't know that?!


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-06-07 05:27:50

/sarcasm

u fgt

You're insulting the homosexual population by calling Mathematics 'gay'. How could you say such a thing?

Also, Science is fucking boss, fgt.

/sarcasm

MaartenC responds:

I'm actually referring to the Canadians.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-06-03 22:20:50

what kind of bs is this alex

MaartenC responds:

It's actually kinda true. Math is pretty gay and related to science.

Which is also gay.


SirAlexSirAlex

2013-06-03 19:40:20

math is the gay cousin of science that thinks it's great enough to hang out with Art, but also believes that it's a much better gurlfriend than History while deep inside he knows he's no better than English.

MaartenC responds:

Math is just a tool, man. Science and Physics are just using him to look cooler


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-06-03 08:08:38

fgt u kno i luv u so y u no clear ur fckin inbox yet>??????? ffs i wnna use ng pms once in a while

:(

MaartenC responds:

Bitch nigguh I dont want no clear inbox yo. Tis shame of all the prev pms.


SirAlexSirAlex

2013-06-02 13:30:37

lol math

MaartenC responds:

Math is gay, even though it's useful, it's gay.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-05-31 07:30:08

You have two more losses, but one more win.

2 - 1 = 1

Thus, your overall is one more loss than a win, giving you a win rate of 49.5%

MaartenC responds:

Yeap, but in normals I have 1 more win, which I'm very very proud of.

And shit.


ForeverBoundForeverBound

2013-05-29 11:27:04

what u have skype? and i didn't know that :( give it to me!!!

MaartenC responds:

I'll PM it.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-05-29 09:06:51

Nah, you have more losses than wins, your history proves it.

MaartenC responds:

In ranked? Yes. I have 2 more losses than wins. In normals? I have 1 more win than loss :D


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-05-28 09:56:49

FIRST BLOOD!

MAARTEN HAS DESTROYED AN ENEMY TURRET

MAARTEN HAS SLAIN THE DRAGON

MAARTEN HAS DESTORYED AN ENEMY INHIBITOR

MAARTEN HAS SLAIN BARON NASHOR

MAARTEN HAS SLAIN ELITRPLOX99

DOUBLE KILL!

TRIPLE KILL!!!

QUADRA KILL!!!!!

PENTA KILL!!!!!!!!!

ACE!

SHUT-DOWN...

YOUR TURRET HAS BEEN DESTROYED

YOUR INHIBITOR HAS BEEN DESTORYED

AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN

ENEMY DOUBLE KILL!

ENEMY TRIPLE KILL!!!

ENEMY QUADRA KILL!!!!!

YOUR NEXUS HAS BEEN DESTORYED

MaartenC responds:

I think that's quite inaccurate. My winrate is higher than that.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-05-27 09:47:55

Disturbing

I
I
I
I
V

MaartenC responds:

I say.


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2013-05-26 08:29:03

accept request
i wannaa cam
cuz im a whore

MaartenC responds:

Tsk tsk. That's very naughty of you.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-05-26 03:59:54

Amar seems desperate for you.

MaartenC responds:

Kinky


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2013-05-25 12:14:36

skype
now
now
NOOOOW

MaartenC responds:

FOR WHAT PURPOOOOSE

Am I on time?


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-05-19 07:46:33

First time I tried Taric, I thought he was secretly a homosexual (dat voice...). Ezreal is just a bit of a little bisexual boy.

MaartenC responds:

Truly, truly, truly outrageous.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-05-18 23:55:38

*he's a carry

What was I thinking heh heh...

MaartenC responds:

Well, I can see your confusion. Ezreal is the most feminine man in LoL.

Taric doesn't count because he's fabulous.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-05-18 23:54:56

Ezreal's passive...attack speed 10%...stacks 5 times...I can see why it's generally overlooked. It's a carry, so super fast AA is pretty deadly.

MaartenC responds:

Yeap, and when you fire his ult in a teamfight, you will always get maximum AS because of that. It's a great passive, even for AP Ezreal.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-05-16 10:11:10

Also, I heard that Ezreal got some nerfs in the past (on his W, for example). Is he still worth it?

MaartenC responds:

His W just doesn't reduce enemies attacking speed, which would make him OP in trades. He is a very viable pick though. His early and late game are very good, especially with his passive, which a lot of people tend to overlook.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-05-16 10:10:02

Wouldn't that be a very introverted way of dealing with social interaction?

MaartenC responds:

If you don't give fucks, it's not.

Also, introverted =/= bad.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-05-15 10:40:13

It's pretty damn inconvenient for me, yes. Everytime I open FB, I have faggots talking to me before I can escape with a reply to your messages. Facebook is awful - it needs an 'appear offline' button.

MaartenC responds:

It's when you don't give fucks about people and pretend they're not talking to you.

It works great on the internet :D


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-05-15 10:40:12

It's pretty damn inconvenient for me, yes. Everytime I open FB, I have faggots talking to me before I can escape with a reply to your messages. Facebook is awful - it needs an 'appear offline' button.

MaartenC responds:

There's also the /ignore mode


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-05-15 08:10:24

Will you ever clear your inbox?

MaartenC responds:

No, I don't think so. I may clear a few ones, but I'd rather have you to use fb for messaging.

Thanks, even if it is inconvenient for you :3


123mine123123mine123

2013-05-07 09:00:36

I dont know what to really say here so..
@.@

MaartenC responds:

That's where this post is for. Hewwo!


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-05-07 07:43:22

Arse.

Your inbox.

Full.

Cannot reply to message.

MaartenC responds:

Use fb, bitte. It's a shame to throw our PMs away :\


ohbombuhohbombuh

2013-05-03 01:21:24

http://mrwes326.deviantart.com/art/Oktober-Gir ls-332297102
I'm a quarter German. Just sayin'.

MaartenC responds:

Oh my.

October is best month btw.


SirAlexSirAlex

2013-04-18 17:56:31

#72 BECUZ I SAY SO

MaartenC responds:

Actually, that was 71.5

My response is #72.


SirAlexSirAlex

2013-04-11 21:54:39

#71 get because fuck you *insert happy emoticon hear*

MaartenC responds:

I reply to #71 because I can.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-04-09 07:35:57

#70 comment because I love you

MaartenC responds:

Aw, I love you too~!


SirAlexSirAlex

2013-04-05 19:04:46

maarten, tell me why is there the aroma of faggotry whenever I turn the corner on 80th street?

MaartenC responds:

Because on #69 there lives a guy who frequently commits to humping faggot trees, thus giving off a scent of faggottree.


SirAlexSirAlex

2013-04-01 23:10:06

It's great.
girls are 4 fagets

MaartenC responds:

Kewl.

Saying girls are 4 fagets is for girly fagets


SirAlexSirAlex

2013-03-31 16:39:31

u r faget

MaartenC responds:

No u.

How's spring break?


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-03-27 06:16:10

Facebook is a big no-no.

MaartenC responds:

Fuck that.


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-03-26 09:58:01

Your inbox is full.

MaartenC responds:

Fuck. I'll take a look at it.

This is why I want you to use facebook for PMs :\


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-03-16 16:56:41

Hola!

MaartenC responds:

Halo¡


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-03-15 08:20:17

Hi.

MaartenC responds:

Salut!


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-03-15 00:08:12

wait shit...

MaartenC responds:

Toniiiihiiiiight I'm a Rock and Roll star


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-03-14 23:41:07

8==D~~

MaartenC responds:

What do you get?

8==============D


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-03-14 23:41:07

8==D~~

MaartenC responds:

Since 8 equals D


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-03-14 23:41:05

8==D~~

MaartenC responds:

Now rub the equation vigorously.


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-03-14 23:41:04

8==D~~

MaartenC responds:

AppleJack-kun, that's so naughty~!


AppleJackAppleJack

2013-03-14 23:41:02

8==D~~

MaartenC responds:

Ohhhh~!


ChrausnerChrausner

2013-03-09 06:20:55

Decent song you got there.

MaartenC responds:

My, thank you for listening.

Any flaws you want to mention?


SirAlexSirAlex

2013-03-03 20:14:56

hahahahahahha poop

MaartenC responds:

Ahahahah bass guitar.