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Oh, the humanity!

1/14/13 by MaartenC
Updated 3/6/13

EDIT: Oh would you look at that! I just uploaded something neat!

Look what I found!

Also, general discussion newspost. Old newspost was old.

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ChrausnerChrausner

3 days ago

First time I tried Taric, I thought he was secretly a homosexual (dat voice...). Ezreal is just a bit of a little bisexual boy.

3 days ago MaartenC responds:

Truly, truly, truly outrageous.


imaTouko-chanimaTouko-chan

3 days ago

They want the D on this photo. D:

3 days ago MaartenC responds:

I think everyone on NG craves D.


ChrausnerChrausner

3 days ago

*he's a carry

What was I thinking heh heh...

3 days ago MaartenC responds:

Well, I can see your confusion. Ezreal is the most feminine man in LoL.

Taric doesn't count because he's fabulous.


ChrausnerChrausner

3 days ago

Ezreal's passive...attack speed 10%...stacks 5 times...I can see why it's generally overlooked. It's a carry, so super fast AA is pretty deadly.

3 days ago MaartenC responds:

Yeap, and when you fire his ult in a teamfight, you will always get maximum AS because of that. It's a great passive, even for AP Ezreal.


ChrausnerChrausner

6 days ago

Also, I heard that Ezreal got some nerfs in the past (on his W, for example). Is he still worth it?

6 days ago MaartenC responds:

His W just doesn't reduce enemies attacking speed, which would make him OP in trades. He is a very viable pick though. His early and late game are very good, especially with his passive, which a lot of people tend to overlook.


ChrausnerChrausner

6 days ago

Wouldn't that be a very introverted way of dealing with social interaction?

6 days ago MaartenC responds:

If you don't give fucks, it's not.

Also, introverted =/= bad.


ChrausnerChrausner

7 days ago

It's pretty damn inconvenient for me, yes. Everytime I open FB, I have faggots talking to me before I can escape with a reply to your messages. Facebook is awful - it needs an 'appear offline' button.

7 days ago MaartenC responds:

It's when you don't give fucks about people and pretend they're not talking to you.

It works great on the internet :D


ChrausnerChrausner

7 days ago

It's pretty damn inconvenient for me, yes. Everytime I open FB, I have faggots talking to me before I can escape with a reply to your messages. Facebook is awful - it needs an 'appear offline' button.

7 days ago MaartenC responds:

There's also the /ignore mode


ChrausnerChrausner

7 days ago

Will you ever clear your inbox?

7 days ago MaartenC responds:

No, I don't think so. I may clear a few ones, but I'd rather have you to use fb for messaging.

Thanks, even if it is inconvenient for you :3


123mine123123mine123

2 weeks ago

I dont know what to really say here so..
@.@

2 weeks ago MaartenC responds:

That's where this post is for. Hewwo!


ChrausnerChrausner

2 weeks ago

Arse.

Your inbox.

Full.

Cannot reply to message.

2 weeks ago MaartenC responds:

Use fb, bitte. It's a shame to throw our PMs away :\


ohbombuhohbombuh

2 weeks ago

http://mrwes326.deviantart.com/art/Oktober-Gir ls-332297102
I'm a quarter German. Just sayin'.

2 weeks ago MaartenC responds:

Oh my.

October is best month btw.


SirAlexSirAlex

1 month ago

#72 BECUZ I SAY SO

1 month ago MaartenC responds:

Actually, that was 71.5

My response is #72.


SirAlexSirAlex

4/11/13

#71 get because fuck you *insert happy emoticon hear*

4/12/13 MaartenC responds:

I reply to #71 because I can.


#70 comment because I love you

4/9/13 MaartenC responds:

Aw, I love you too~!


SirAlexSirAlex

4/5/13

maarten, tell me why is there the aroma of faggotry whenever I turn the corner on 80th street?

4/5/13 MaartenC responds:

Because on #69 there lives a guy who frequently commits to humping faggot trees, thus giving off a scent of faggottree.


SirAlexSirAlex

4/1/13

It's great.
girls are 4 fagets

4/2/13 MaartenC responds:

Kewl.

Saying girls are 4 fagets is for girly fagets


SirAlexSirAlex

3/31/13

u r faget

3/31/13 MaartenC responds:

No u.

How's spring break?


ChrausnerChrausner

3/27/13

Facebook is a big no-no.

3/27/13 MaartenC responds:

Fuck that.


ChrausnerChrausner

3/26/13

Your inbox is full.

3/26/13 MaartenC responds:

Fuck. I'll take a look at it.

This is why I want you to use facebook for PMs :\


3===D~~~ O:

3/20/13 MaartenC responds:

Oh boy, the comments are getting dirty~!


AppleJackAppleJack

3/16/13

Hola!

3/16/13 MaartenC responds:

Halo¡


ChrausnerChrausner

3/15/13

Hi.

3/15/13 MaartenC responds:

Salut!


AppleJackAppleJack

3/15/13

wait shit...

3/15/13 MaartenC responds:

Toniiiihiiiiight I'm a Rock and Roll star


AppleJackAppleJack

3/14/13

8==D~~

3/15/13 MaartenC responds:

What do you get?

8==============D


AppleJackAppleJack

3/14/13

8==D~~

3/15/13 MaartenC responds:

Since 8 equals D


AppleJackAppleJack

3/14/13

8==D~~

3/15/13 MaartenC responds:

Now rub the equation vigorously.


AppleJackAppleJack

3/14/13

8==D~~

3/15/13 MaartenC responds:

AppleJack-kun, that's so naughty~!


AppleJackAppleJack

3/14/13

8==D~~

3/15/13 MaartenC responds:

Ohhhh~!


Decent song you got there.

3/9/13 MaartenC responds:

My, thank you for listening.

Any flaws you want to mention?


SirAlexSirAlex

3/3/13

hahahahahahha poop

3/4/13 MaartenC responds:

Ahahahah bass guitar.


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2/27/13

dat je auw zegt

2/27/13 MaartenC responds:

I giggled.


ChrausnerChrausner

2/24/13

me 2, siralex

2/25/13 MaartenC responds:

I love you all. Thank you, thank you.

I'll be here all week.


SirAlexSirAlex

2/24/13

I'm fucking lost

2/25/13 MaartenC responds:

ZO GAAT DE KABOUTERDANS


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2/24/13

deze neger komt zo hard

2/25/13 MaartenC responds:

Oh ja, we gaan nog verder.

STAP NU ROND ALS EEN GANS


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2/11/13

Ik heb m'n hart verloren in de discotheek

2/11/13 MaartenC responds:

GA NU ZITTEN MET EEN ZUCHT


ChrausnerChrausner

2/11/13

Half of my classmates watch anime. Fuck anime.

Also, Elfen Lied is most distrubing anime. My mind was raped. I decided to watch some anime series just for my gf but it turns out I CHOSE THE WRONG ANIME.

2/11/13 MaartenC responds:

HAHAHA oh wow. I've encouraged a friend of mine to finish watching Elfen Lied, since he can't stand gore at all. He still can't.

I must say, you aren't missing out a lot, especially since the end absolutely sucked. Elfen Lied had a lot of potential, which the manga/anime lived up to, at certain points, but everything collapsed at the FUCKING LAST PANEL.

Anyway, I recommend the anime 'Another' for you. It's still fun with gore, but it still has story. It's a pretty good gateway anime.

If you're less into blood 'n shit, go watch Full Metal Alchemist (followed by/or Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood). Best gateway anime around.


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2/11/13

Hij kijkt vooruit ziet niets
Hij denkt niet na hij fietst
Al doen zijn benen pijn
Hij moet de snelste zijn
Ze halen nooit meer in
Hij denkt: verdomd ik win!

Nooit meer alleen
Nooit meer alleen

Ze komt half naakt voorbij
De jury op een rij
Ze lacht haar tanden bloot
Wat zijn haar borsten groot
Haar tranen stromen want
Ze is Miss Nederland

Nooit meer alleen
Nooit meer alleen

Als je wint heb je vrienden
Rijen dik
Echte vrienden
Als je wint
Nooit meer eenzaam
Zolang je wint

Al ben je nog zo moe
Ze komen naar je toe
Of je nu slaapt of eet
of half aangekleed
Een feest is nooit een feest
Als jij niet bent geweest

Nooit meer alleen
Nooit meer alleen

Als je wint heb je vrienden
Rijen dik
Echte vrienden
Als je wint
Nooit meer eenzaam
Zolang je wint

2/11/13 MaartenC responds:

ZWAAI JE ARMEN IN DE LUCHT


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2/11/13

nooit meer alleen
nooit meer alleen

2/11/13 MaartenC responds:

STAMP MET JE VOETEN OP DE GROND


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2/11/13

als je wint
heb je vrienden

2/11/13 MaartenC responds:

DRAAI EEN KEER IN HET ROND


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2/11/13

Het licht gaat uit vanacht
we brengen het beest naar buiten

2/11/13 MaartenC responds:

Het is enkel nog de duivel die praaaaaa-ha-haaaaaa-ha-haaat
Het is de hemel op aaaaaaa-ha-haaaa-ha-haard


AppleJackAppleJack

2/10/13

suddenly, applejack appears on the scene

2/11/13 MaartenC responds:

Holy shit!

QUICK EVERYBODY FOLLOW THE PROCEDURE! APPLY GAS MASKS AND ANTI CONCEPTION PILLS!


ChrausnerChrausner

2/10/13

Anime, anime, anime. It's always because of fucking ANIME that people get occupied.

Pain is still best anime character, tho.

2/11/13 MaartenC responds:

Actually, I'm surprised to see even three people in my class watch anime. It's an all-time high.

Also, Pain is best Naruto character.


fucking anime fags

2/8/13 MaartenC responds:

Oh, what cruel irony.


y does @EN-Wisdom have a bullshit anime chick in his user icon

2/7/13 MaartenC responds:

Because Rukia looks like a peach.

Oh wait, you haven't read the manga.


Hello.

2/5/13 MaartenC responds:

Is that Rukia I'm seeing?


CLEAN YOUR INBOX

2/4/13 MaartenC responds:

Oh wow, it's that time again.

brb


Clear your inbox you faggot-ass piece of shit.

2/4/13 MaartenC responds:

Fu have patience


FairSquareFairSquare

1/31/13

That's a lot of penis.

1/31/13 MaartenC responds:

That's what she said

Oh god wow, sorry I had to.


SpretznazSpretznaz

1/31/13

I know, that Famous Newgrounders thread was something, wasn't it?

1/31/13 MaartenC responds:

The one where everyone was talking about dicks? Yeah, it was a jolly gay time~!